Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm both gender and math confused
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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