just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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