if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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