I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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