Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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