i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we're making bets on your personal life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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