he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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