capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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