I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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