Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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