There is no way he is gay with that hair.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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