return my video game
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Randomize
