So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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