he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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