I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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