I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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