Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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