The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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