She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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