just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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