C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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