Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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