Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
