It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the day after is always just damage control
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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