You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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