its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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