problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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