Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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