butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
