Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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