Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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