you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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