How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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