what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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