Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
