No subtext here. People are naked.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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