Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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