he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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