Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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