guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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