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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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