I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
its liver damage thursday
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
