Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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