He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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