He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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