AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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