i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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