She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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