vagina is talking i cant
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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