Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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