4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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