So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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