i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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