i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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